What if God was one of us???

Dear God,

what will i be in the future?
will i get a job?
will i get promoted?
how will my job interview go?
will i ever get clean?
who is going to feed me?
who is going to clothe me?
where will i get that large sum of money?
will i ever get cured?
will i ever get out of prostitution?
will i ever get out of drug addiction?
will i ever find my soulmate?
will i ever get laid?
will i ever get married?
will i ever get over him?
will she ever forgive me?
does he love me?
does she love me?
how's my family?
why didn't he call back?
why did he leave?
why is the world so evil?
will there ever be peace?
am i gay?
will i ever lose weight?
will i ever gain weight?
will i ever grow taller?
will i ever keep my straight "A's"?
will i pass my course?
will i get into the school i want?
how's my life going to turn out?
where are you?
why won't my parent love me?
why won't he love me?
why won't she love me?
why did he die?
why did she die?

With love,
bear bear on behalf of the world